the lipstick bandit

Oh hai, I’m a Lipstick Bandit now. Having this crazy lipstick addiction was getting out of hand and I spend all my moniez on all the lipstick and now I’m broke. I guess the dark side lured me in. They have cookies! And more importantly, they have lipsticks!

lipstick bandits 2

I like to play dress up and go to fancy parties. We’ll have fun, have a nice time. You charm the people and we dance together. Sounds like a perfect evening. And then BAM! Every women that arrives home suddenly realises that their favourite lipstick is gone out of their handbag. Just vanished! Well I don’t have anything to do with that at all! That growing pile of lipsticks? Well uh, that’s all mine of course!

lipstick bandit noob

Meet my two sidekicks: we have Nubis on one hand. You see that? He is wearing a little mask, ahahaha! Well I tried to convince him to join the gang but I’m not really sure if he is motivated enough. Lipsticks are just not his thing, dog treats on the other hand… He looks very nervous if you ask me. And he has this annoying urge to bark at people which blows our cover. I guess he needs more training.

the girl bandits

My other sidekick is Noodles. Yes, she is a girl too and lipsticks are fun…to play with. She is still a rookie like Nubis, jumping on high things is not her strongest point and she often tends to sleep on the job, amateur!

sleeping on the job

Oh no, Noodles fell asleep mid heist! You little slacker kitty!

Well I guess I’m mostly on my own here but luckily I have other lipstick bandits all over the world!

lipstick bandits 3

So what does this mean? I’m part of the gang now and this is my initiation post. We wear our mask and rock some sexy red lipstick and give a good first impression of ourself. I hope I’m nailing it :p. From now on you can expect a monthly post with a theme all about lipsticks! Which is right up my alley because I’m a lipstick junkie!

Check out the other ladies here! 

And new to the Lipstick Bandits this time around:

59 comments - Reply

  1. You’re so talented!!

  2. Wow! The mask totally blew me away and I love your choice of red for the lip! Beautiful, and welcome to the party :)

  3. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS AWESOME. Pets, lipstick, YOU looking absolutely gorgeous with that mask and lipstick! <3<3<3

  4. yay! more bandits! :D
    you look beautiful, Teri. love the mask!

  5. Love the make-up! En de kitten, die lijkt fel op mijn (helaas verdwenen) katje. Heerlijk toch zo’n bolletje wol.

  6. OMG what a sexy look Teri! That’s a very nice mask you created and that Dior lipstick looks stunning on you. Love love it to bits!

  7. This mask is insanely gorgeous, I can’t believe you drew it out! With the red lip it’s just perfect, and everyone will be too busy staring in awe to realize you’re pinching their lipsticks amiright?? :P

  8. I’m so glad to have found your blog through the Lipstick Bandits!! You have an amazing space here. Looking forward to reading more of your blog. Your drawn on mask is so intricate…You are talented!

  9. oh man this is GORGEOUS! I can’t even believe you drew it! crazy. I’m so impressed right now! also, your pets are cute! and your post is just cute lol!

  10. I love this! Amazing, amazing work on the mask Teri! Absolutely stunning.

  11. Oh my god, Teri! This mask is absolutely breathtaking — unbelievably intricate and well-balanced. You absolutely nailed it; this is stunning!


    • Aaaaw thank you so much Rae! It’s so awesome to be a lipstick bandit now, I’m so ready to kick some ass, haha :).

  12. Your mask is incredible, my dear! Welcome to the gang xo

    ♥ Jessica

    • Thanks a lot Jessica <3 I’m so happy to be part of it, it’s great to work together with such wonderful ladies!

  13. The look is amazing. And I love your kitty. What is really weird is that we have this cat that comes to my house routinely and my mom feeds her. The cat looks almost exactly like Noodles.

    • Aaaw, that must be the cutest kitty <3 ! Noodles is such a big fan of human company, she kinda stalks us all day, lol!

  14. Congrats, Teri! And WOW your mask is *amazing*–so intricate and glamorous! Those gold lashes and the perfectly-applied red lip compliment the mask perfectly! You will make a great addition to their gang :D

    • Yaay! I really hope so but yeah I love doing monthly themes! So nice that you noticed the gold on the lashes, I wasn’t sure if they were noticeable at all!

  15. Oh my, you diva! ;-D Seriously, you look amazing, like a movie star :-) And that cat of yours looks like quite the star as well, hehe.

  16. Omg, zalig! Wat mooi gedaan! En leuke post ook :D

  17. OMG je hondje, zooooo schattig :)
    Prachtige look weer ^^

  18. LOL I love your story! The mask is incredible, and I love your sidekicks. That picture of Noodles holding onto the lipsticks? Precious!

  19. HOLY COW, Teri! Your mask is INCREDIBLE. Such detail! And I love your narrative, so much fun!

  20. OMG! Prachtige post!

  21. wauw, prachtig gedaan ! En leuke post !

  22. HOLY WOW. Your MASK! It’s AMAZING!!!
    Welcome Teri! I look forward to getting to know you! :)

  23. I love your mask! So chic!!

  24. Omg.. Your mask is exquisite, so detailed! You look so gorgeous. Congratultons! Haha, you had me cracking up with Nubis. I hope he can get himself together in time!

    • The look was quite the challenge but it was fun! And yeah Nubis is just such a little wimp, bwahaha :p. Love him tho!

  25. Very beautiful, Teri, and I love love love your sidekicks, especially Noodles playing with your lippies! She must be your right hand, I presume :)

  26. Aaah, dat ziet er zo gaaf uit zeg! :D Gefeliciteerd dat je ook een lipstick bandit bent nu haha ^^. en aaawwh, dat hondje is zo cute!

  27. I just adore the story you wrote, was so much fun to read :D I am just looking at your face and can’t believe it, you just look like my cousin D: your hair looks very pretty here, I wish curls would hold up like that on my hair :( I love ALL the poses *wants more* ;) and yes, lipsticks are my weakness as well *sigh* especially vamps and red. Beautiful Teri!!!

    • Oh that is so cool! I really want to see a look-a-like so badly, lol! My hair is quite stubborn with curls too but when I curl them with a flat iron they hold up pretty well! Thanks hon <3

  28. erg mooi gemaakt :D en wat is noodles cute!

  29. Oeh cool hoor! Staat echt mooi!

  30. OMG your mask is exquisite, Teri! You’re stunning! But wait, what lipstick are you wearing here? It is gorgeous.

    Love your sidekicks, too. EEEE NOODLES!!!

    • Eeeeh thanks Arianna! On my lips I’m wearing a mix of Guerlain Rouge G L’Extrait in Orgueil and a dc’ed Dior lippie which is an amzing red shade with the most awesome shimmer!

  31. Super gorgeous, Teri! I love love love the mask. Welcome to the Lipstick Bandits family :-D

  32. OMG Teri this is STUNNING!
    Fantastic job! Welcome to the bandits!

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